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Hello Everybody. Welcome, and glad to meet you. I’am Venky , and married to my wife Subha, just in case you are too dumb not to have figured it by now before coming here. My life is as unexciting as yours and that is why we are meeting here. In any case , just to prove and convince you why it is actually unexciting go thru the following table of myself with a unexcitement counter
That should prove a point. Both me and my wife are engineers living together, working for the same company, working for the same team, doing the same routine C++ work. In case you are wondering what work we do here, which you must be because you don’t have anything better to do and that is why you are here. We work in a sensory deprivation chamber, also called a cubicle. We enter this chamber and spend on an average 8 hours a day and 5 days a week and remain free of all the tensions , problems, calamites, crime etc… etc.. which are so much threatening the existence of mankind. The best thing is we feel we are contributing a lot to mankind by doing this and if you need any proof of our worth or have doubts lingering in your mind about how possibily could we then you could see our paycheck. Atleast that should be enough testimony to the fact that we are actually doing something or atleast be convinced that we are. Somebody also mentioned to us something about our work having something to do with "OOPS". I always used to think it was a acronym. But nowadays it seems to be the buzzword which has to be mentioned in the resume to increase the paycheck digits. Anyway , who cares what it means and even if it is actually an acronym , as long as it pays by mentioning it. Apart from this , we also have recently got into this habit of wasting a lot of otherwise useful internet space. We decided to set up a useless site and bring together all the people who have nothing better to do with their life , like yourself out here. This we believe would clean up the world of all the unnecessary elements and make it a better place to live in. See as I said above, we are actually contibuting to the existence of mankind. I guess that should pretty much sum up the 80% of my life. The balance 20% compromises of doing less useful things as listed below:
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