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One day, Boris Yelstin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited for dinner with God. At the dinner table, God told them " I have called you because I wanted three important people of the world to announce to the world that I will be destroying the earth tomorrow." On their return, they did what they were asked to.

Boris called upon the cabinet and announced, "I have two bad news for you:
1. God really exists
2. Tomorrow he will destroy the world."

Bill Clinton called an emergency meet in the senate and said, "I have one good news and one bad news for you:
1. the good news is that God really exists
2. And the bad news is that tomorrow, he will destroy the earth."

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and announced:
"I have two fabulous news for you:
1. I am one of the three important people on the earth.
2. The Y2K problem is solved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!